She held on for twenty minutes!

Hey, who wants to go float toy boats and watch them go down the drain?

Dammit! You beat me to the crazy!

Maybe Daisy is pocket sized?

I want it too but I fear my wife will not agree that it is 100% necessary. Chicks, amirite?

I’m a little angry because the video creator hasn’t already set it to the fight music from Star Trek.

Are you insinuating that the CEO of Exxon is not Vogon? Maybe he is but none of us remembers his poetry because the entire world blanks out every time he recites some.

Or IX?

No particular reason really except that if we ever get a Hulk we’ll need some place to send him. I initially thought of “Waldo” but I hate Waldo. In short, it’s my day off and my logic processors are off-line, the pleasure centres have taken over so I’m running on pure fluff.

I vote we name it Planet Hulk once it’s found.

Good reasons to let bees die out

“The increased regulatory burden of the ESA negatively affects rural quality of life and jeopardizes the overall agriculture economy.”You know what really jeopardizes agriculture? No pollinators.

Real men don’t care about the cold. Shoveling the sidewalks and clearing off my work van even in -30C is part of life.

This joke has no traction.

I’m guessing some space cowboys are going to fly to the black hole on a suicide mission with a nuke at which point the setup for the finale will stretch to infinity.

They are handy when traveling in a whiteout. In Alberta we call it “driving by brail”.

I could do without the ridiculous conspiracy theories generated by otherwise innocent emails.

Stop behaving rationally, it makes it harder to keep up my seething hatred!

But do you have any evidence whatsoever that this show is racist? 

Now admittedly I don’t know what’s cool with the young folks these days but I would find a show “promoting white genocide” to be a bit of a stretch even for shock value. I’m going to keep my eyebrow cocked in the “skeptical” position at these claims until I’ve witnessed this anti-white propaganda myself. Granted, if…