You DO NOT pass on a double yellow. The only justification could be that you have knowledge of impending danger if you don’t pass.

Did you in fact fall off your dinosaur the first time you saw it?

“To be clear, white people can use black slang—provided they know what it means. But what you cannot do is appropriate words that we’ve established to mean something and change the language because you feel like it or, more likely, because you’re confused.” Not that I totally disagree with your premise but isn’t this…

Thanks, that’s a load of my mind :)

Albertans take off their shoes too. Although I’m betting Harper and Ted Cruz don’t. Sorry about those guys.

Dammit, now I want chicken pot pie but with peanut sauce and rice instead of potatoes.

“misandrist reboot” As a white male may I put forward an apology that this is something that even needs to joked about. Additionally I’d like to take a moment to not explain anything to you that you already know.

Why is Wednesday Addams turning into Marilyn Manson?

It really is the worst of the fabrics.

If you send out an invite written in ebonics then it’s pretty racist. Other than that I’d say you’re okay.

Or maybe some fried chicken? You know, so you don’t offend.

And also that girl that said “no” was totally dressed like a slot. Right, RIGHT? Yeah, now I’m speaking your language bro.

Yes and yes. You can use the the Bible to justify all kinds of kooky things bit the big take away for Christians should be to not be a dick. And besides everything else I’m pretty sure there’s nothing in the Bible about allowing gay marriages.

“Should Lincoln have been put in jail? Because he ignored it.” What the fuck did I just read? So does he mean that Lincoln was required to keep slaves or that it was illegal to change laws? Somebody help me out here because I really want to get my revisionist history right in case there’s a pop quiz.

Sure, but I’d like to use my portion to set those village elders on fire.

This would be a dream on Bell in Canada. Since shorter term (2-year) contracts were mandated the carriers really jacked up the prices but it makes no difference whether you’re subsidizing a phone or you bring your own. Maybe with this they could drop their prices a little. Nah, who am I kidding, they would charge the…

“I’d like to buy the $600 phone over 2 years at $30 a month and then if I don’t get new one,they drop the extra $30 from the price” As I understand it that is exactly what this plan does (though the exact numbers might be different), once you pay off the phone you will no longer have to pay for the phone.

Well I’m a white guy from Canada so no, but thanks for playing troll.

Do they still make licensed clones like this in Brazil?

Much like that streak in your underpants your joke is shitty.