The amount of awareness required to direct “it” away from the face is generally hard to come by (sorry, not sorry). If you’re using your brain power to avoid a facial situation then it kind of ruins the moment as the recipient of an act that -if done well- will flood your system with blissful endorphins and make you…

Dont lie. You made this post just to flex with that watch. ICU playa

I get why women may struggle to determine which is best for their career vs personal space/preference, but I don’t get how men are fucking this up. It’s never once crossed my mind to hug some woman I just met ESPECIALLY at work. The handshake is the professional standard. I may be guilty of giving a lighter…

I had an extended-hookup once ask to watch me pee. While it was happening I watched the creepiest grin wipe across her face. It was the same face I assume R Kelly would have when the all girls Catholic school let out

Anybody who is still holding on to any argument that LeBron < MJ is unlikely to change their tune regardless of how many rings LBJ gets... because he didn’t “earn them the way Jordan had to”. I am in this camp partly as a Chicagoan that grew up during the Jordan Era and partly as a guy who indeed thinks today’s game…

Just yesterday I was flipping channels and stopped when I saw Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit was on. Whoopie directs Lauryn Hill and the rest of the non-famous kids solemnly through the first stanza of “Joyful Joyful” and then they bust out into the very-90s hip hop remix and all the words to the song came flying…

My car didn’t break down but it was flirting with the business end of the E in my gas gauge as I drove through south Georgia in the middle of the night to get my friend, LJ, to a the Greyhound stop in Albany, GA. He had to get back to New Jersey the next day for a court appearance and the Greyhound was the second leg…

Dont wear gear for a brand of car you never owned. (unless you work for the company)

I love speculation!! Here are some alternate realities I envision

I found more polite sociability when living in an apartment more than I do now living in a house. My last apartment complex had 4 units per floor, 3 floors per building; and while I didn’t know the names of any of my neighbors, we would all at least acknowledge each other when we passed in the stairway or parking…

Sounds like we are kindred spirits. I didn’t do much FBing in the past(and do precious little of it now) and never really spent significant time on any other social media site/app but I spent THOUSANDS of hours of my teens and early 20s on my favorite message board (shout out to Automotive Forums .com, 00accord44…

I was about to question how your mid-20s son would have grown up with “a mom always with her nose in her phone 24/7" because in my mind, social media wasn’t such an imposing daily presence until 2010ish. But then I remembered all the kids who were CONSTANTLY on the early social networks (myspace etc) before cell…

Maybe he met the same fate as Adriana and buying that car was their common offense. If so, I can’t say the punishment was excessive

33 years old here and in the same boat as you. You may have 0 Facebook friends, but you are not alone.

Remember when retro styling made its big comeback... with this??

Just last year my (new) boss tried to tell me that I couldn’t take my “Personal Day” 8 hrs of PTO because it wasn’t being used for a medical emergency of some sort. I told him that my Personal days had always been used at my personal discretion and that I use my Sick Days for medical issues. He told me to check with…

You definitely seem like the type of person I would avoid being around in real life.... but I gotta give you props for “Root racists” which is a slur I had never heard before. Big ups, my guy.

I’ve heard of (and was thrown) a “Trunk party” where your family members basically load you up (or fill your trunk) with stuff you will need when you go off to college. That does typically include some cash, but mostly plates, towels, a microwave, utensils, etc. And quite frankly, if my family was better funded, I…

Can we also put a ban on inviting masses of people to your wedding that is being held out of the country? I understand traveling to someone’s hometown or something... so if they are from said country, I would hold no ill will.... but don’t expect all of your friends and family to book a trip to a resort in Punta Cana…

I think I love you