“Come to Waffle House! No need to worry about a lawsuit when you spread these legs against their will!”

J.J. Abrams always forgives but lens flares are serious business and not to be joked about.

You just offended J.J. Abrams

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

All three better than Jerian Grant.

What is this? A third row for ants?!!

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Pekka Rinne has two more points than every Blackhawk in the playoffs.

So they have to trade Russ next year right? He’s not going to stay in bumfuck nowhere with a terrible roster and they have to try and get something of value back.

Emunds lists a private seller appraisal for this car at $2001.

Note the plate on Orlove’s Baja.

Yo, Joe Thomas is a first ballot HOFer. You can dog on the Browns all you want, but the man has suffered enough already by being on this god forsaken team for his whole career, at least give him his props.

I give the advantage to Gortat in a fight. If there’s any area a Washington professional athlete is proficient, it’s choking.

Manfred’s voice must get crazy hoarse having to talk about this every season.

Moose irl rn.

That’s quite the dick sucking for a guy who played in less NFC title games and Super Bowls than Rex Grossman.

I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

You try playing inside an alien spaceship sometime and tell me how well you do.

Has any reader seen someone kicked off a plane for farting? I’d like to hear about it. I’m sure the culprit would deny it and the evidence, while recirculating in the cabin, would be tough to pin on someone.

Commenting here instead of on Joanna’s article because we’re both men.