Yo, Joe Thomas is a first ballot HOFer. You can dog on the Browns all you want, but the man has suffered enough already by being on this god forsaken team for his whole career, at least give him his props.

I give the advantage to Gortat in a fight. If there’s any area a Washington professional athlete is proficient, it’s choking.

Manfred’s voice must get crazy hoarse having to talk about this every season.

Moose irl rn.

That’s quite the dick sucking for a guy who played in less NFC title games and Super Bowls than Rex Grossman.

I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

You try playing inside an alien spaceship sometime and tell me how well you do.

Has any reader seen someone kicked off a plane for farting? I’d like to hear about it. I’m sure the culprit would deny it and the evidence, while recirculating in the cabin, would be tough to pin on someone.

Commenting here instead of on Joanna’s article because we’re both men.

But enough about Jimmy Clausen.

Even if it wasn’t ugly, what’s the likelihood of a new brand competing with Nike/UA/etc.? Lavar’s really doing a disservice to his son’s earning power, because the sensible thing would’ve been to grab an established brand’s sponsorship.

There is just so much going on in this that I want baroque painting of it. The ref, the dunk, the entire Pistons bench wide-eyed like they just witnessed the next 9/11. It’s all so delicious.

I hope not. White Sox are.... mostly fine?

Chicago, Chicago, and Chicago.

I’m really curious what fuels this speculation. Is it because he is a pitcher that can hit for power? Looking at him—even in the body issue of ESPN the Magazine—he doesn’t really look that mind blowing. In terms of pitchers, he is an excellent shape and has excellent physique. But I look at him and say eh.

Funny how we may all argue and differ on the idea of the “Best” car, but we all tend to agree on the “Worst.”

You missed Kawhi.  Lowry is better then DeRozan, I’d put Paul George over him also if he tries his hardest.

Not only are there 3 Big 10 teams in the Sweet 16 (of the 7 in the 64), but only 1 of the 9 ACC teams.

Knowing absolutely nothing about the subtleties of NFL contracts, my guess is that, while he is indeed retired, that Seattle may still own the rights to his ability to play, should he decide to return.