I’ve had someone try to hop into my Mustang a couple times now, which is a coupe, which is not allowed as an Uber. I lock my doors in Lakeview/Lincoln Park now.

For the record, tamales for breakfast is great breakfast.

Sure, if you two genuinely like each other.

I’ll knock it. Fuck is wrong with you?

Thanks, just doing my best Shanny impression and going with what the situation called for.

In related news, Kyle Shanahan decided against a short run to the White House and will instead, pass.

I mean, these weren’t bad cars at all - and then GM decided to make it look like...that.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

The concept looked great and then the accountants made them fit it on a minivan platform that messed up the proportions.

Funny thing is that the guy who designed the Aztek was one of the designers in the current Camaro and Vette.

Not only was he able to keep his job, but he learned his lesson.

This list is wrong because it’s lacking:

I didn’t realize that Trump had any adult grandchildren.

Thank god they can’t draft well.....

I’d question the tight ends first......

GM has thus far made fun of the steps, and the Aluminum bodies - they are the worst in Automotive advertising and in giving customers anything worthwhile. I test drove 2015 F150's, Chevies, GMC’s and Ram 1500's ... and am thanking myself every day that I didn’t pay the same money for a lesser GM-based truck. Jesus…

Come here to post this, you beat me to it! :-)

Meh, the reasoning is sound. How many people put their phone on the console, in a cupholder, on the passenger seat? What happens when you crash? Shit moves. Even if you can still reach your phone, is it going to work after hitting the dashboard at 60mph?

That’s a good cell phone bit but this is still better

Hah Fords are for losers, always behind the curve. Silly Ford with their girly aluminum. I’m glad Chevy will make steel body trucks forever!