“Who has a kiss for Pap-pap?!?....Why are the kids crying?”

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Honestly, I’m not exactly sure where they were making these trenches. They were very narrow, like under 2 inches wide, and a couple feet deep.

300K isn’t close to the GDP of any country. Hell it’s probably less than the “GDP” of a given zip code in the US. 

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

First I’ve heard of that. But did you know that Antonio Gates played basketball?

No one has suffuhd moah in movies than we have.

+1 Kongratulations on this kontribution.

Just remember this whole downward spiral started when OBJ got on that boat.

That’s my beef with that entire segment. The cars (ATS V, Stinger, SS, Hellcat, S4, M3, etc) are designed for young hip buyers like me, but I have no idea how young hip buyers afford them. I’m a single 30 something male with a damn good income and I see car payments at 600-1,000 a month and I just cry.

I want a Kia Stinger, but you know what I want more? A house. Also to pay off my existing debt. Also to go on another vacation. Also...

Yeah, but ask Dabo about other prophylactics and see how he responds.

Imagine being the coach of the other team trying to get your guys to post up that guy standing by the sideline. Even peak-era Tim Duncan would flinch.

I like the way you think.

With a little luck we’ll be back to the glory days of shorts soon.

I used to do this with my daughter. It worked for a while but now she eggs me on... I guess the takeaway is I need a dog.

He was going to use pills, but he kept fumbling the bottle.

Someone almost certainly would have picked Lester if this was a list of our favorite sports stories, but I don’t know that they really had a single moment like either Game 7, the Euro final, Nate beating up Conor, Peyton hugging Papa John, Sox brass booting Drake LaRoche, etc.