My man!

Don’t forget the glowing reviews of Dave Leitao and the “What he learned after leaving DePaul,” stories that will start creeping up the local papers.

I’ll buy you a beer when Creighton comes to town for a Big East road win.

I thought a Dock Spider is when you touch the heads of two regular spiders together?

Pick up your remote. Got it in your hand? Okay now look at it, there is a button on the top there, says “Power”. Push it. You are free.

The real injury is to the viewers’ eyes who have to watch this team

What sort of bar doesn’t have a mop? They deserved that heave and leave.

Reading your first paragraph I was thinking “hope he didn’t watch the Bears...”

I think he’s dead...

Vikings fans everywhere:

Poll Worker: Name.

Maybe try voting, you fucking dick whistle.

Are you telling me the guy responsible for Clippy has a horrible eye for design? I don’t fucking believe it.

Same with Newark. Porter just doesn’t have as much pull there, so the airports prioritize other airlines.

Duh. Since their introduction victory runes have made binding spells obsolete. Ruined the game imho.

Older players just don’t appreciate the value of victory runes like the modern cricketer does

I love how you make this the focal point and you don’t even mention how, after the play, the back helmsman decapitated 17 geese with his longsword to secure 15 toggle points, which, by the way, the priest converted easily into 2 victory runes.

Edit2: Oh my god the hood scissors too?

Didn’t even read the article yet. A 14 year old WRX with a hood that I think even the original Fast and the Furious wouldn’t touch with a ten second car? No way. I may make a new account just to vote CP again. I’m just guessing that there is some form of air intake bolted on to this (because #builtnotbought) which…