Not Your Father’s entire range of delightful adult beverages will get you politely drunk. Coney Island’s products are good if you need more sweet than boozy. Best Damn brands are pig swill.

You missed the second-biggest tail risk: Democrat wins the White House.

Clarification: Cream soda is good.

#blamethevictim

I got an S7 Edge in August and it’s a good phone. I don’t use the “edge” features at all, I only got it instead of a regular S7 because it has a better battery.

Zahav. You won’t be sorry.

Jerusalem is very, very, very good.

Please tell me that they are from separate conversations.....

Stunning. This is so close to reality at this point that it’s just barely satire.

In his defense, that was the third sacrifice bunt of his career. It was fucking atrocious though.

I’ve met the guy a couple times and know people closer to him who say he is who he appears to be, a humble, friendly, meticulous and quietly religious person. Unfortunately, we’ve been beat down to expect the worst at some point so I assume we’ll eventually learn he invests his wealth in puppy mills.

As previously mentioned, his religious stuff is more tolerable than most everybody else’s. And that’s pretty much his only knock. He had an amazing take on Kaep’s national anthem protest, he did an ad this summer where he referred to himself as wearing “guy-liner...”

pretty sure he’s established himself as a hardcore jesus freak on twitter but apart from that seems like a nice kid

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere

OJ Simpson got killed in civil court, not the kangaroo court of law

This deserves all the stars. +1

Am I the only one who has never ever ever heard of Elena Ferrante?

Rocket wouldn’t have a friend named Sergio

+1 Wall of Reese’s