Classic marketing move: everyone remembers when Phil Knight started signing athletes, he made sure to let them wear whatever they want and look where he is today...

I am very much on board with this

Honestly though... I’d watch him wrestle any day of the week

Obviously one of these teams need to sign David Ross immediately, seeing as how he is apparently the key to winning a World Series.

False! New York doesn’t know shit about pizza or hot dogs. Go fuck yourself New York.

My entire childhood I was told not to touch horseshoe crabs because my grandma told me their tails were actually stingers, that they were very poisonous, and that I should stay away from them at all costs. Reading this article made me google “Horseshoe Crab” for the first time ever. They are harmless.

There are people at my gym who are not professional fighters who look just as good, if not better, than McGregor in this video.

I am working all day today and all day Monday. Why must you rub my face in your vacation time...?

Depends - how many people cared about the Royals in 2002?

That last line made me think of this:

I often try and mess around with the one hanging in my gym, and every time I end up looking foolish.

“I like having some fun with the fans. They were heckling me pretty good out there. I’m not going to say anything to them. I just gave them a little peek as I rounded the bases. I was just having some fun with them. They were kind of razzing me when I got back out there.” 

Wait, did Ryan Fitzpatrick go somewhere notable for college?

Having to tell a friend of mine in high school who scored an “unbelievable deal” on a 300zx Turbo that his car, in fact, was not a Turbo and instead had a VG30DE under the hood. I felt really bad and thought about not even telling him... he was really excited about it.

The cherry on top of the getting arrested story was going to court. I stood there in the courtroom in front of this judge who basically read off a condensed version of what happened that night, looked up at me for a second, rolled his eyes, and told me to just pay the court fees and get out.

I was going to make a joke about how the Bulls were also involved with this trade, giving up a valuable asset in exchange for any loose change found in LeBron’s car - then I looked at the Bulls’ roster for next year and realized that would probably be a fair deal.

WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!?!

I don’t fault Pace for going after his guy - he’s doing his duty to the team as GM. I just disagree with his evaluation of Trubisky, and think that he gave up too much to get him when his team literally needs help at every position. I would love to be proven wrong here, but let’s see how this shakes out...

If Mitch Trubisky pans out I will tattoo “I love to kiss titties” across my chest. If MIke Glennon pans out than clearly there is no God...

Yeah, All Butts Matter!