Man, after all those pow-wows I wonder if Manfried is just going to have to Sioux the team to get them to stop.

Every time I see a GM product from this era I cringe a little bit. It’s like their design team was made up of toddlers and every meeting started and ended with “Tonka trucks? Tonka trucks? ...Tonka trucks it is...”

MOOSE!!!!!

Wait...who’s the other team?

Moose has been on Deadspin before - Deadspin staff verdict: good dog.

I mean yeah... any way you slice this up, United fucked up.

So, every time I have read anything about this story today, I can’t help but think about how hard United fucked up on this. Literally... a matter of telling the last 4 people boarding “hey, sorry about this but we’re overbooked, please see the gate agent so we can make this right.” Or even having a computer randomly…

Pro tip: if you are driving on the interstate, do not hang around any trucks. Either keep your distance behind them or pass them once you are able to do so safely. Tired drivers, poorly maintained vehicles, and blind-spots are not a good mix on a two-lane highway. Play it safe and give them room whenever you can. …

Oh good - so I wasn’t the only one.

Did they put a bigger trunk opening on the back there, or am I just imagining things...?

S. Dinwiddie? Nice try Giri, but this “box score” is clearly FAKE NEWS.

I always assumed it was an alien bedpan considering the shit team on the field...

I was about to say “man, he would look good on the Bears” until I realized that no one looks good on the Bears. Soldier Field is where “good” goes to die.

Hold up... at 0:31 - is there someone in the BMW?

Sorry, girlfriend at the time, now wife, and that’s a great question... I called her to ask, and her recollection of that flight, and I’m quoting here, “stop talking about this story, its disgusting what is wrong with you?”

I’m a little late to this thread, but I was once woken up on an international flight from Japan by a very nice flight attendant who simply asked me “sir, are you feeling ok?” to which I replied in a very confused tone “yes, of course...” and then she kind of nodded and just walked away. I asked my wife what the hell…

You are all missing the point - Aluminum has a melting point of ~1200 degrees, so of course you want this guy to be wearing a short sleeved shirt or else he’d be too hot. Duh.

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I once had dinner with not one, but two of my female coworkers without my wife being present. By the way they were saying things like “god, Tim in accounting sucks” and “has anyone seen Get Out yet? I heard it was really good” I could sense that we were moments away from a depraved three-way right there on the sushi…

Those are hands down the ugliest pieces of clothing I have ever seen. Whoever decided that either of those shirts, that hat, or the brand name were a good idea needs to be beaten.