No love for Zebra Cakes or Cosmic Brownies?!?!

That front end... I just can’t.

That 1 out of 9 is nuts considering how good the ACC was this year.

I mean, the way Michigan is playing right now... 2 Big 10 teams in the Final Four doesn’t seem impossible, although my gut is telling me that Kansas isn’t losing to anyone in that region.

Side note - I won a Royal Rumble pool at work (a sentence that I never thought I would ever type out) that paid me out about $100. It was burning a hole in my pocket, and on a whim I decided to buy the Samsung VR. I initially thought it was just a gimmick and didn’t expect to get much out of it, but you know what? …

Man, if I could go back in time to give myself car advice...?

I mean, he’s just trying to do us fellas’ a solid and remind all the ladies out there not to forget about the Balls.

Hold up - what if we throw some seasoned ground beef in that bad boy? How’s that float your boat?

Someone put a post up on Deadspin about this - I guess Oakland would acquire his rights via trade, but obviously the Raiders wouldn’t do that unless they knew for sure that Lynch would be willing to come out of retirement.

Austin: “Keep Austin weird!”

The Federalist is an alt-right, “libertarian” circle jerk of a blog that I had never heard of before this week. The fact that their articles are nonsense is not surprising as all their contributors are apparently sentient subreddits.

There is a body shop by my house that has a fairly rough 68 mustang fastback with a 300ci straight six under the hood just sitting in their lot... well, its not a hood, its currently just a tarp... whatever - the point is, I want it BAD...

Wait, how is that possible - I thought Beastmode retired? Can you acquire a retired player?

I understand JLP’s background, I’m making the point that she hasn’t done anything to make the men’s team (at least in terms of recruiting) any better - it almost makes things worse that she should know what it takes to recruit the city and just hasn’t been able to assemble a staff that can do so in 15 years. Remember…

I kind of remember talk a while back about hiring the coach from Simeon to fix that problem, but I may be getting that confused with U of I.

How about Nissan? There isn’t a single non-GTR vehicle in their line up that gets me going.

Chicago is a city overflowing with talented high school basketball players, and for whatever reason DePaul can’t seem to sign any of them. The current AD, Jean Lenti Ponsetto, has been there for years and has shown over and over again with her coaching hires that she doesn’t understand why its important for a program…

“The Hoosiers should really focus on scoring more and giving up less points next year - take care of those two things and you’re going to be a winning program.” - Magic Johnson, probably.

Does he workout in khakis?

I also care.