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...yikes...

What are the moon situations here? I enjoy a good tide...

Neat, thanks

Huh, TIL - are those strapped in somehow, or is there a platform running over the bed? I know nothing about transporting snowmobiles, it just looks a little janky to those not in the know...

Here’s a question - is the Big 10 good this year? I honestly don’t feel like any of the teams in the Big 10 are a threat to any of the teams the ACC will be sending to the tournament.

Did Drew help you out with this? I’m subtle getting hints of Magary in this piece...

“I don’t know boss, he’s got a lot of miles on him - were not contenders either, I doubt he’d even suit up for us... are you sure you want me to make them an offer? We have better deals on the table right now.”

Is that really the best way to haul around a couple of snowmobiles?

We all agree that soft shell tacos are far superior to hard shell, correct?

Laker Nation: teams that outscore opponents tend to win games - lets find a coach who embraces this philosophy!

Forget the off-road stuff, is this a better buy than any other good around-town crossover/small SUV?

Probably the guy in the white BMW who decided to make the shoulder into his personal express lane while waiting to merge on a backed up on-ramp - I mean, we’re talking afternoon rush hour in Chicago, so no one is going anywhere anyway, but this guy apparently just really needed to be at the front of the line

“Trust me, I graduated top of my class at Hogwarts - ask anyone from Slytherin House, I was the best in all my classes. Unfortunately, I cannot release my transcripts as the Ministry of Magic is currently auditing me; you can’t release wizard school transcripts while being audited, everyone knows that, so lets move

Sure we’re all laughing at the Kings now, but just wait until they slap a couple Power Balance wristbands on Hield... we’ll see who’s laughing then...

My wife’s friend just found an indoor dog swimming pool (basically a giant indoor dog park with a pool) near us and wants to take the pooch there to swim and socialize with other dogs. He does not like getting wet, and doesn’t really care for other dogs all that much.

I just finished construction on a rooftop deck for my condo - HOA wont let me have a charcoal grill, but anything propane or electric is fair game. Should I go for a grill, or a smoker up there? I probably won’t have room for both.

What’s the best sports nickname attached to the worst preforming sports team? My vote goes to my Alma mater, the DePaul Blue Demons. I personally think that’s a sweet nickname, but god damn they suck at basketball. Pro teams are fair game.

Mr. Regular needs to go there... like, right now.

The cameras literally say strongarm on them...

As much as it pains me to say it as a Bulls fan, Jimmy Butler would look great on this team.