Robinson and Robert “The Chief” Parrish were my mother’s two favorite basketball players. We never missed a game once Parrish was signed by the Bulls.

Tim Duncan was only skinny because The Admiral had a monopoly on biceps.

Not cutting the pizza all the way through keeps the grease at bay and prevents the crust from getting soggy. Jimmy is (very possibly unknowingly) doing you a solid.

“First I want to apologize to my family, my teammates and coaches, the University and the Bulldog Nation. I have a problem and have received an incredible amount of support and treatment through the Athletic Department for the problem. For that I am thankful. I ask for everyone’s support as I continue to receive…

That is a Hellcat, yes?

Essentially Gar-Pax has turned this Bulls team into the Hornets - good enough to snag a playoff spot, but not good enough to actually win anything meaningful. Our front office is a rudderless joke.

I don’t care, its great...

Illinois would make treaties with Wisconsin and Indiana, then turn on them once they let their guard down... that’s how it’s done.

Hample went on to explain that the little girl he pushed over the outfield wall and killed to grab ball #7 could have been the next Hitler, and really, he was doing everyone a favor...

The Cardinal’s manager upset that technology correctly overturned a call on the field? I don’t believe you...

Seriously, is Drew dead? I feel like I haven’t seen anything from him in a while... I’m worried.

15-22 at home is legitimately bad - all jokes aside, that’s fucking horrible...

So, did Drew get fired or something? Is he doing chopped full time now...?

Anybody else get a Tesla Model S-y vibe from the redesign? Not a bad thing, but they look super similar now.

The issue was that there wasn’t another good bag of guns around to disarm the evil, probably non-christian bag...

Meanwhile, Connor Cowherd and Justin Whitlock are killing it on Faux Sports 1

“Not really sure what happened out there - I came out and played Cardinal Baseball, you know, we played “the right way” - and we still lost. Sad!”

“I decided to drive to IKEA with my girlfriend”

More like Joe...FART!

I assume there will be a situation coming up soon where Coach K will ask Butler to D up Pau Gasol in order to simultaneously fulfill Jimmy’s destiny to be bad at playing defense despite somehow being known as a lock-down defender, and Pau’s need to get a meaningless double-double in a blowout loss.