Sorry, I don’t mean to be “that guy”, but Onomatopoeia Blorker-Chubb played linebacker in college, but in the NFL he’s spent more time as a safety.

I miss Key & Peele...

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

“That’s not like him...” they say.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

The family also said in their statement that abusing drugs and alcohol was “completely out of character” for Skaggs.

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

So is Simone Biles’ brother, apparently.  Yikes.

Every 15-year-old boy tries to perfect the fist pump and a girl’s the first to do it. Take that, patriarchy!

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

Yet another Deadspin staffer bitter at the success of the mighty Oakland Athletics

I find the fact that his name is Jay Dee but his nickname is B.J. for more offensive/questionable than the drunken brawling.

Look you keep talking about his losses but all I know is at the end of the night, he finally ended a 7 fight losing streak.

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

Uh, Hem?  This may be redundant, but this IS an Arby’s, and you’re just screaming at your meat station.

I heard Ray Lewis’s voice when reading this.

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Heroic NCAA Protects Student From Football

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Some men pay a lot for that kind of thing in Moscow.