A. Lincoln might have some thoughts on the matter...

Not everyone in Scotland is a separatist - I mean, the referendum didn’t pass, for God’s sake. The Labour party is the British Labour party, why the hell would they ever support Scottish independence? It would make no sense.

I did my internship at a state-run forensic hospital (felons who were considered insane but were guilty of their crimes). Please understand that there are people who are just awful - not mentally imbalanced, not burdened with a mental disease - just 100% shitty.

What is the point of going to the Met Ball or any of its after parties when you know Rihanna is just going to slay your basic ass with a flick of her wrist and five thousand yards of neon yellow fur and black chiffon.

HOW HARD IS IT TO REMEMBER TO PUT ON A SLIP?

She looks like she is being consumed from below by a jellyfish.

Yes, this was indeed a fantastic article. People’s ignorance never ceases to amaze me. I mean they really thought a woman’s uterus would fall out from running? They grow and eventually push a human out of that area without it coming lose so why the fuck would gravity have a problem with a jog? It reminds me of the…

If Gwyneth said this about Pear and Buddha (names changed to protect the innocent) I would absolutely pounce.

“Can you imagine how many incidents just like this happen every single day? And have been happening every single day for the past 200+ years? And have not been caught on camera?”

I watched The Ten Commandments last night. Charleston Heston Mosesed the shit out of Moses, and Yul Brynner's Pharoah was a boss. Plus Ann Baxter draping herself over every available surface, that's what I call an epic.

This, THIS is what a normal, sane person is talking about when they're saying that a business can and sometimes should refuse someone service. The utterly insane assholes who start off treating the staff like slaves and go downhill from there. The POS who threatens their way into free stuff because they know a…

Joan Collins? Blasphemy!

Yes...Diana Ross as GLINDA!

Watched that for two reasons: to see if she would mispronounce Nietzsche's name incorrectly, and because I figured the only possible reason for bringing him up in all of this would be his quote 'without music life would be a mistake.' Yep and yep.

RiRi! Rihanna, no! You come away from those bad people right now! This is what we said about running with a bad crowd!

the worst part of that is Chris Martin creepin in the back