Yeah, I am a fan of Trevor Noah's from before, but his TDS bits have been super underwhelming. I am kind of afraid that he's not actually funny, just a good story-teller. Hopefully I'm wrong.

Stewart always had energy though. This guy is like a flat can of soda.

Preach! I don't care for her new stuff (but, I don't care for a lot of new pop) but I will listen to the hell out of her pre-98ish stuff and congratulate the hell out of her.

Honestly, I'm just a little younger than Madonna and I have never been a huge fan of her music or voice - but even waaay back when she was starting out, I was impressed by her ability to control her own business and marketing. At a time when very, very few female pop stars were able to steer their own narrative, she…

Huh, that's kinda great. Was not expecting to be impressed by this.

1) Those states are all already using private prison companies or planning to. The private prison companies do not want to have to follow regulations, so like other large corporation, they buy up some politicians.

Do you think there just might be just a little bit of room for discretion between "too cheap" and "tip like a boss"?? Maybe just a little? Something like "tip appropriately like a sane person"? Just maybe? If the only patrons allowed in were the "bosses" I the place would be mostly empty.

Have you ever eaten out at a nice place abroad? It's actually kinda nice just paying for the meal and not worrying about a tip. I wish America could be like that. Pay your workers a living wage please. Fucking service industry in this nation is fucked.

I feel like port might be a bit heavy if you really went all out with the food. While not terribly exciting or unique, a snifter of grand marnier seems to work well for me.

If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out.

I like eggs in almost every way, can I still have a weapon?

Same way they become adults without ever hearing of scrambled eggs (seriously, IS there another generally-accepted/widely-known term for scrambled eggs? No, there is not.)

My family had a health food store when I was growing up, we always ate very healthy in my house. One Thanksgiving my father prepared an absolutely delicious dinner with all of the traditional trappings, turkey and sweet potatoes and rolls and fresh cranberry sauce etc etc. One of his brothers showed up with his wife…

Casein free cheese is actually a thing. It's not real cheese, but it's real. Jesus.

I love Madonna, everything she did was fantastic - up until she came out with Hung Up.

Future Mark.

Sounds like Christie's is going to be SOL, and should not have cancelled the sale to the buyer. If the policy is all sales final without provenance certified, then Christie's was wrong to go against policy. It is probably a very rich so and so who spends significant dough with them, so they caved. Bad precedent to…

More importantly, what kind of dirt does Amber have on Kanye??