This is part of why I went into a transactional field. That feeling or rambling during oral argument scares the crap out of me. I still do it on client phone calls and just facepalm the whole time.

Fair point. It gets unbearably bleak and it feels like there’s no possible way out. I’ve been working on a Plan B for a decade now....the best I can come up with is quit and go back to waitressing. But then I remember how much that sucked too.

Four years now. I doubt it gets bleak after 10 years. “Gets” would imply that it is not that already.

Dear god I sympathize so much. I had a bond hearing in immigration court recently that involved almost an hour of going back and forth about a particular issue, and I felt I was completely screwing myself because I kept rambling. And then at the end the judge ruled in my favor in a great way and thanked me for a good…

I’m starting to think there may be a brisk business to be done in writing pop songs that appeal to Republican candidates.

Solvency

“That is not the worst thing that could be said. But I never said it. It’s not in my vocabulary.”

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

The Fissure King

To hear the Seahawks and Aaron Rodgers tell it, you’d think the NFC championship matchup was decided entirely by Cletes.

RIP Kaep

I guess he and the NFL rule book are Burfict strangers.

….Manziel partied with a fake wig

This is all the proof you really need.

“see? this is what happens when you allow immigrants from Syria.”

Well, I enjoyed the decade-ish run of success the Bolts had while it lasted. At least they’ll be closer to me when they move to LA and go 5-11 the next few years *mimes drinking a whiskey glass a la Alec Baldwin in Glengarry*

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

This would never have happened if Donald Trump were still alive.

He should write an apology Letter to the Philippians.