We teachers are assholes. It’s a given. We understand. We are scum of the Earth.

I was reading those comments. They were coming in as fast as shot gun pellets in a Texas bird hunter’s face. And most were not Trumpian Legion dicks. Those losers were staying away so as to do more losing. In Loserville.

The most appropriate synonym for traitor is traitor. But my vocab is weak. Feel free to improve upon my selection.

I rode in one as a kid and I never forgot it. A friend of my dad - both high school teachers - bought a new Isetta. Two toned white and robin’s egg blue or something like that as I recall. He offered my dad and his two boys a ride and it was a blast for a kid! Like riding inside a lawn mover. And I adored the front…

This year’s met gala theme was smoking hot in the bathroom. If you like what the cat dragged in.

Trump urges graduates to forget all they learned over the past four years. And then stand up for autocracy, subjugation, and bleeding the government dry. Trump’s Big Three speech. Remember the date. History will.

Ambassadors for Jesus H. Christ with passports straight to Hell.

I wish Katy the best. But she had better floss before the job interview.

The original was grander and more depressing. More torches. Bunches and bunches of catchy flags. Strom troopers by the thousands. You know, Nuremberg. 1938.

“No, no I didn’t, but I don’t think it would be a bad question to ask.”

I never gloat. But my state has an A.

GOP. Just men being boys. Party down!

Still love my Z10 and Z30. Still use them. And adore BB10. I always was different. And sort of a sweet loser.

NBohrQM’s facts are correct. Others with incorrect facts are wrong.

Alabama passes bill and governor signs allowing Alabama to continue being Alabama. A side amendment reveled in this victory by changing the state’s license plate slogan to, “A Great Place to Be in Hell.”

Do these big time small time dicks act like dicks because they have small dicks? Were they simply born as dicks? Or did they grow up to be dicks? And can they reform despite being once a dick always a dick? So confusing.

Theme of photo: A “culture” in love with itself falls in love with a camera that depicts self love in all its horror.

No, I did not read the column, did not I.

Let’s cut to the chase. You are all in on believing humans have not a thing to do with this teeny weeny problem in the atmosphere? Just come out and say it. Be brave.