I am a middle school teacher. Book learnin’ is the best. Actually all you need is the Good Book. (satire)

Google chemtrails. The answers will be there along with the insane klown [Trumpian] posse.

Neo-GOP mantra: It is not my fault. I did not do it. She/he/it did. [It usually being Democrats.]

I teach climate science. I tell my student’s the air they breath is quite different than that I breathed at their age. I teach the science we know (and unwillingly keep politics out as best I can) and I do try to be optimistic. One has to or else students will suffer from trauma usually unexpressed, at least to me.

Jobs. And jobs MORE! Galore and money aplenty. When that 15,000 ship new and greater Navy is built. All spiffy and shiny. So many, many jobs in Illinois, Indiana, West Virginia, and Kalamazoo. Laying down hulls. In dry docks too many and not too few. Building and building and building anew. All for the Greater…

Audi 5000 dream machine.

I bought a Fiat 128 new. (Yes, not the lap of luxury.) For a daily driver. I learned to cope. For 10 years. I was insane. But it was Italian. And it was fun.

Five snark fins for you, good sir. Well played.

Driver. Car. Lap. Smooth. Graceful. Flowing.

The only Kinja place the red, white, and blue dare to tread. Jalopnik. Patriot alley. Who’d a thunk it.

This “administration” is and will be corruption-scandal city. Nothing will happen. All will be absolved. Why? Because it’s the Creamsicle and he’s GOP. But he, family, capo, and soldiers are immune because this “president” is really capo di tutti capi.

You mean “presidencies?” As in “President” Dingle Berry?

22-year-old Dreamer Daniela Vargas was arrested by immigration authorities after she spoke to the media about the detention of her family.

Gorka is of Hungarian ancestry and was born and grew up in the United Kingdom, lived in Hungary from 1992 to 2008, and as of 2012 is a naturalized American citizen.

I beg to differ. His eloquence was Lincolnesque. His charm and grace that of Washington. And his strength and certitude were enough to wish he had invented the New Deal instead of FDR. In short, the “president” is Hero of the Land. The Greatest Communicator. And the Very Most Tremendously Smart President Ever.

We ain’t taken shit from nobody. Eat death, commie!

Norfolk is going under. Bigly time.

“nobody knew that healthcare could be so complicated.”

From across the border - ayuh.

Permission granted. :)