I bought a Fiat 128 new. (Yes, not the lap of luxury.) For a daily driver. I learned to cope. For 10 years. I was insane. But it was Italian. And it was fun.

Five snark fins for you, good sir. Well played.

Driver. Car. Lap. Smooth. Graceful. Flowing.

The only Kinja place the red, white, and blue dare to tread. Jalopnik. Patriot alley. Who’d a thunk it.

This “administration” is and will be corruption-scandal city. Nothing will happen. All will be absolved. Why? Because it’s the Creamsicle and he’s GOP. But he, family, capo, and soldiers are immune because this “president” is really capo di tutti capi.

You mean “presidencies?” As in “President” Dingle Berry?

22-year-old Dreamer Daniela Vargas was arrested by immigration authorities after she spoke to the media about the detention of her family.

Gorka is of Hungarian ancestry and was born and grew up in the United Kingdom, lived in Hungary from 1992 to 2008, and as of 2012 is a naturalized American citizen.

I beg to differ. His eloquence was Lincolnesque. His charm and grace that of Washington. And his strength and certitude were enough to wish he had invented the New Deal instead of FDR. In short, the “president” is Hero of the Land. The Greatest Communicator. And the Very Most Tremendously Smart President Ever.

We ain’t taken shit from nobody. Eat death, commie!

“nobody knew that healthcare could be so complicated.”

From across the border - ayuh.

Permission granted. :)

Ditto. Mercury Cyclones. Melling Racing Thunderbirds. Ford Fairlane 500. Yup.

Come on. Give the guy a break. He probably learned to eat like this while serving in Vietnam. Doing the hero thing. You know, say Da Trang Valley. Purple heart. Field rations and an occasional bazookaed steak.

Youth loves the crash. Age seeks to survive.

You are so tuned to the times. :)

I watched NASCAR on television as often as possible. Loved it. Early 1960's to the early 90's. (My years in Atlanta were great when Dawsonville Bill was Awsome.) Then I gave up. It was no longer racing (to me) but a production. Media, product, cars but similar templates, the more handsome the driver the better,…

I disagree with you. The GOP led Congress has come out in full support of press freedoms. Hundreds of GOP leaders are incensed by this “president’s” full frontal attack on the Constitution. Completely disgusted by his rejection of literal intents of the revered Founding Fathers. In fact, dueling press conferences…

Ah, Mar-a-Lago. The swamp in triplicate. Main, Southern Annex, and Northern Bog. Gosh, he’s an utterly charming turd.