I have read it religiously for nearly 40 years. Daily. Weekend. From East Lansing, to Atlanta, to NH, to Kansas, to NJ, and back to New England. The paper of record.

Let us try to understand the man.....er.....thing. When spending nearly 70 years contemplating and romancing the owner of his navel, designing ways to fuck over one and everyone, grabbing pussy, bilking the destitute out of roulette and one arm bandit money, suing seemingly the entire nation, building a university…

And the GOP cares the least of all. Under the rug. With a broom. And the big F U to the American public. With zero shame. They are heroes.

Hey. The 14th is oncoming. Here’s one for the two love birds.

At any given time, they can be roaming for targets around the world. Although I would rather do it with wings and [landing] wheels. Got to hand it to the B-52(s).  

What the?

NASCAR may not be broken. It just sucks.

These guys will bring down the house:

Feel better?

Hey! He was canonized. He’s a saint. Not fair.

“Kenyan Obama throwing shade my way. Fail. Very weak. And trying to look as very young as me. This is expected. And where’s the babes in those photos? Not like me. Me catching rays and grabbing pussy. Very smart. Try again, Barak. Loser.”

Hey, George:

Is there prison time involved? Hope so.

When he visits, they had better give the “President” a cavity check at Heathrow. His Höschen are Wehrmacht feldgrau.

But ya gotta admit, this bad boys knows how to control a crowd. Like say, Russia, for example. Great.

What’s it taste like? Being the shit expert, I mean.

Sean, highly recommended:

Is it politically incorrect to call him a whiny bitch? Please inform.

Meet me down by the river in your RAM (I’ll be in the jacked F-150.) and bring some Bud and a couple of foxy ladies in tight, real tight blue jeans. And we’ll discuss it like only a couple of urban cowboys can. OK?

He will be accompanied by Undersecretaries of State Parks and Tubman with hopes to form a very good working alliance between North and South.....er.....East and West. “President” Donald expects they will do very good work. Tremendous work.