Death. Trump. Science. Predictive powers so puny and weak. Phoney scientists. Sad. Fundings will be cut. Winning without science. And making un and science together again. Loving it.

Global warming. Doing its damnedest to bring Alabama and Mississippi to the glorious northwest. Although they’re mostly there already.

China or Mexico or San Francisco or Obama or Hillary did it.

You got it all wrong. That pussy grabbing thing heated up the electorate. Got the boys all hot to vote for Trump.

I got a friend whose friend knows some black guy. Nice guy. No. Not the black fella. My white friend. The black guy’s a n*****. Everbody here knows it. Ain’t hidin’ it neither. We told Trump so when he visited town last. He agreed.

No. Taking the War on Christmas to DefCon 3.

Next No. 1 in the hot Top 40:

“Red China. Barack Obama. Bunch of pussies. The ch**ks. They caved. They listened to me. To my very smart demand they return that yellow submarine thing. Very smart of them. Very smart deal by me. Ivanka and I going out to celebrate. Dining and dancing. Exciting day. Congratulations to me.”

Never doubt the depravity of slime hell bent on despotism.

FBI now in hating mood. CIA already hates me. So unfair. We don’t need them. From now on only talking to FSB. Just like I did last summer. Great people. Very informative. The best. FBI/CIA. Traitors to Trump. Disgusting.

adoration [insert of] blush blush

The GOP Freedom Caucus?

AP. Breaking Story: Donald Trump has sent a new and crated Harely-Davidson Fat Bob to Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte. A brief accompanying note reveals Mr. Trump’s adoration Duterte by wishing him happy riding and bountiful hunting. Mr. Duterte has an open invitation to stop by the Oval Office should he…

As stated above, she does not have a dick. The Orange One does. Albeit tweezer tiny. This means he is powerful. And a dick.

Rule of Thumb 87E: Never argue with an idiot. Be it NRA, GOP, SPF, or NFL.

Let’s lay off the national security line. The Orange One’s crowd could give a shit. Only Hillary can commit treason. And she did. Of course.

Donald has not ever committed an unlawful act.

False News Protectors.

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