My sexual assaults are rigged. I should have hit on more.

There is a video floating around of Ike showing his erection at the 12th hole of Congressional. I am certain it is true. Someone said it is.

Elegance. But more likely just habit. Sad being old.

“Hi, girls. Don’t mind me. Just making sure the swimwear fits. Hey, nice tits, Heather. And shave that pussy, Nancy. Good luck tonight, girls. And don’t forget the Back Room of Nobu tonight. I’ll be treating. And groping. And a special treat for those without panties. Be there.”

Is Christian drool considered holy water?

If anything, she is looking over her shoulder. Fearful of assault. And immanent murder.

Oh, they know what they are talking about. It’s called hillbilly shit. Popular in the anal regions of the good old US of A.

If grab pussy are just simple simple Republican words and just simply OK, is it simply OK to speak simple but direct words such as: Eat shit, Donnie?

I am in the grey but I do prefer a more civilized form of transportation.

Worked kind of sexy at Le Mans for a few years.

Yes. Donnie’s really messing with the blow. It’ll only get whiter in the Tower.

What’s the psychological term for being too stupid to know one is stupid? I need this. Now. Thank you.

Let’s all make up. Take a shit head to dinner tonight. And grab some pussy to show you care.

If dick size is causally related to assault rates, this explains Donnie’s tendencies. Big dick, third and fourth helpings of pussy a la grope. Gotta love Donnie. He’s a dick.

Jezebel ignores news about northern New Hampshire. I’m pissed about this. And ever will be. Cancel my subscription. Even though I will keep reading. To enjoy the complaints.

It has been decades since I was last in Wisconsin. Grad school days. I had not ever seen before nor seen since the main street bars, dives, beer joints per capita as I saw (and partook of) in towns like Spooner. Amazing. Probably different now but maybe not. :)

Yes, but. Nigel is soooo hot. Like an over sexed male wombat. Stalking. Prowling. Groaning. Fouling his shorts.

Bring about 10 more before I go.

Trump is a pig, groper, boor, barbarian, and all around asshole. I can not at all argue against these points. However, I endorse Trump for president. And leader of the free world. Any questions?

Like a duck on water. Fish in a barrel. I had to do it: