Aaaah, Duckman. The good-looking Costanza.

Only because you flag them.

But Moore is 78. Her pussy must be like a dripping methane cavern.

Is there a scene where he gives Ellen Page a knee-trembler behind a dumpster and then later waves his fingers under Leo's nose, going: 'Guess what I just did?' and Leo says: 'A provelone-and-peperoncini hoagy?'.

A young man finds he is the son of a great ninja-wizard who has turned to evil and blows up a flying war bubble. In the stars.

He's fucking hideous.

He's no Benicio Del Toro though, is he? I mean, lookswise.

"…the latter of which gifts him its best, funniest line"

"Patton, who excels at projecting confidence and cool, can’t seem to get a handle on the movie’s insecure heroine, and overcompensates with broadly cartoonish gestures and facial contortions."

You meatheads don't know the difference between a 'pun' and 'wordplay'.

"Out of the gourmet foliage crawl carnivorous, truck-sized cheeseburgers that walk on french-fry legs and spin webs of cheese, and tribes of pickle men…."

True dat.

If you genuinely respect the opinions of AVC Reviewers, you're an idiot.

It's always been political satire. It's at its best when it's being satirical from 'Vote or Die' to 'Starvin Marvin'. Didn't you realise that?

Yeah but an "AVC C-" equals an "A-" amongst real people. Just as an "AVC A-" - such as you might see given to a movie by an exciting new Iranian director or a political podcast by Norah Jones - is a "Real People F".

Because Gilmer sets his moral compass by Buzzfeed and Mother Jones, and thinks anyone criticising Barack Obama is spitting in the face of Sidney Poitier in 'To Sir With Love'.

This was one of the best episodes for quite a while.

"C-"?

And?

Thank fuck South Park is back.