Rogen I find quite avuncular which, on the face it, is pretty much the best one can hope for in an entertainer in these days. But I just really do not get how Jonah Hill has a career. It's just counterintuitive .

Yes, that was extremely good.

Flagged. Swarm response.

I can't understand why Craig's List hasn't taken off in the UK. Especially since Gumtree was taken over by eBay and this supposedly free site now tries to nickel and dime you to death.

Get off the fucking internet and get back to your typewriter, GRR Martin!

You are alone.

He's on my FB friends list and he does go on a lot about Donna Tartt. He was banging on about her new book and I asked: 'Can you tell her to put in an ending on this one? Because she forgot with The Little Friend'. He hasn't defriended me so I don't think he gives a shit what I say.

My cockholder?

"people assume I'm gay (which I take as a compliment, but it's not accurate).  "

Cankerous whore.

But why would you want to? He's one of the leading figures in the resistance against the war-mongering unemployment-maker Barack Obama. Oh right. You voted for Barry, didn't you? Twice.

'Artisanal'.

Sometimes you forget that Dean Wormer was the actual hero of that the movie.

That fat fuck also gave a blazing performance at the Sheen roast too.

I thought the best joke of the night was when Ansari admitted that he didn't really know Franco at all well and that in real life, he'd never actually be invited to the party in 'This Is The End'.

What about his neckbeard?

They all of them - all of them - absolutely hated being insulted, especially Jonah Hill and Aziz Ansari. Their faces were smiling but their eyes were like hardboiled ballbearings. The only ones who actually gave the impression they didn't care was Sarah Silverman. I didn't think his set was actually any good but I…

Damn, I must see the great film again. The only problem with it is that everyone speaks at such a machine-gun pace and in such an array of bizarre accents, that you have no clue how good the dialogue is until you see it written down.

Ryan, 'Wilfred'.

Gollum?