True. But he's just a fucking asshole.

What I love about this show is the fixed and fake expression on the face of whoever is being insulted. My god, their faces must hurt so much after all the forced chortling for two hours.

Jebus, I forgot how weaselly he was.

You got references? You been to college? We ONLY take yeggs what's been to college.

When you smart me… it ruins it.

I thought one of the best observed pieces of comedy in the show was the opening credits. 'Un communique de James Franco'.

Of course, the creepiest weasel of all comes from film. He literally (or pretty close) really does come back from the dead:

Shut up. The media has told you these people are your betters! And Franco is your annointed king!

That's a fictional character. Goddamit.

Who was the voice of the Flame King? I know I recognise it from somewhere.

Do you think Adventure Time is going to show Finn losing his virginity while not understanding exactly what is going on? I wouldn't put it past them.

Adventure Time turned into Game of Thrones so gradually, I didn't even notice.

"she could never defeat it or bring it under the kind of control that she wanted,"

Eh, it's precisely because she did smash the preening mummers that we now get American film stars treading the boards of the West End now while the Americans get the best actors the RSC and the National Theatre ever produced. If you think Hugh Laurie would have been allowed to play 'House' or Johnny Lee Miller play…

In the 70s, there was only ever one actual American actor in British series. That was because the BBC was too mean to pay them to fly over to London for filming and also because British Equity had a stranglehold over casting decisions until Thatcher came and destroyed it with a wave of her wand.

The Brigadier should have had the Doctor shot at the end of the 'The Web of Fear' as a possible Yeti sympathiser. Then the following forty years of episodes could have been about the adventures of a really competent professional soldier commandeering the Tardis and travelling across space and time to destroy the…

It's good but it's no. Pleasant Valley Sunday. The greatest pop song of the 60s.

I would watch Arrested Development Season 4 for one last time to see if it really was as bad as I remembered for the second and last time I watched it.

Hmmm, yeah, except that from you, the criticism seems rather feeble and spastic.

Well rapists aren't raping everyone all the time everywhere are they? It's 'reactionary' to keep putting them in jail.
Twat.