She's had a lot of work done, hasn't she? Much of it, it seems, by ham-fisted amateur boxers.

Who's Rufus Hound? Aside from someone who's obviously never seen an episode of Dr. Who before?

They were extremely cheap and they happened to be in the building at the time.

"Jessica Brown Findlay"You mean 'much, much less interesting choice' of course.

When your ethnicity invents penicillin, heavy than air flight and 'Anna Karenina' then perhaps you'll get something nice. Till then, concentrate on implementing democracy and workable drains in whatever flyblown toxic dump your ethnicity calls its "home".

I would say Coogan is a 'performer' rather than an 'actor'.

"It'll take a lot to supplant Tennant and Smith as my favorite Doctors."

You have obviously never seen "The Thick of It".

Good. This one's an intelligent and witty man. The last three have all been variations of 'Really Progressive High School Drama Teacher"

That could be right.

Trayvon wasn't British, was he?

I'd like to see him in a quiet Polish film in which he alternately reads his favourite modern black feminist poetry, plays self-written pieces for the harpsichord and discusses his work campaigning for land rights for indigenous tribespeople in Colombia.

Michael Cera is dead?!?

Post those emails. They sound like a laff. Start with the one that begins, 'I will tear off your cocktail sausage of a dick by the root with a pair of heating irons…' and go from there.

But wasn't Vampira sexy?

I never saw Ryan's dad as a Powers Boothe type. I saw him as more charismatic and controlling. A William Fichter or an F. Murray Abraham.

Or, just for shits and giggles, mind, how about a movie in which he doesn't fuck someone up for looking at him sideways?

If it had been Jasha Heifetz or Nikolai Rostropovitch, I would have been more surprised admittedly.

Anyone who can't use a shift key is a cunt. I don't care whether it's Captain Solly, Chelsea Clinton or that SEAL who became a drag queen, if they only type in lower case then C - U - N -T!. There, I said it!

'Rape culture!' It's the new 'Racism"!