And also you're unemployed and always will be.

Don't just sit there mincing and teasing like gossipy wallflowers and a cotillion?

Isn't he the one who married Morticia Addams but then had to break up with her when it turned out she was his sister and he was zombie Moe?

"…$950,000 in damages."?

I'd love to see him as King Magnus in 'The Apple Cart' or Elyot Chase in 'Private Lives', perhaps even Trigorin in 'The Seagull'. But as another shouty muthafucka in a leather duster? It fatigues me.

It's 'Civilization with Lord Clark' compared to 'NCIS'.

Wait! Molly Ringwald! The Breakfast Club! That's what the bloody penis was all about.

Another germane post by Kaiser. Total unconditional surrender while saying he's been stabbed in the back by someone else. What a black day.

Is that a real thing? And are you really a madman?

Agreed. It's stunning how under the radar this show is. Yet five minutes of Wilfred contains more wit, intelligence and dark humour than a Community marathon.

Great episode. Nothing happened and yet everything was in pitch and in rhythm. I loved the joke about the gramophone player being used to spew out anodyne chatter whole Ryan explored his real subconsciousness - and then how Wilfred used it to play a typical Wilfred-trick on him in the last minutes of the episode.

How could anyone called Kaiser be so disappointing!

One American who could play the role - and ticks all the boxes - would be John Lone.

The Doctor will be American, as god is my witness, the day Hannibal Hayes is played by a goddamned Briton!

Why not any pretty tart?

He's too well-known now. Give him a few years for his career to stutter and fail.

Paterson Joseph could do it but I think he's a safe choice. Someone from the same show who might also be a good fit but from a different direction would be Matt King - Super Hans himself.

"…decide to go through with the ceremony and pretend to get married, invalidating their union simply by not signing the marriage license afterward."

"Non-diegetic"Please stop using this phrase without explanation. This is the second piece I've read by you today in which it occurs.

Is James Marsden just a supporting actor now?