God, I am tired of Denzel doing movies where he's walking purposefully around a neighbourhood in a Hawaiian shirt holding an automatic down by his side. Dame Maggie Smith or Patton Oswalt, maybe, but Denzel has done it too many times.

That could work. And the last three seasons of the show could be Ron as an Independent Investigator pursuing the impeachment, arrest and conviction of Leslie as a corrupt government employee who must spend the next eight years in federal ass-pounding jail.

So Glover is going to be playing a black guy? Interesting.

But will they solve the mystery of who Rashida's real father is? Because if that greek yoghurt is the daughter of Quincy Jones then I'm the lovechild of Lucy Lui and Yaphet Kotto.

Whatever happened to the weasel-faced alt. girl's career?

But Aziz Anzari and Adam Scott will still be there, won't they?

You mean Maya Angelou, surely?

For female characters 'Having a baby and bringing it up by myself'' is the new 'jumping the shark' as Murphy Brown, Liz Lemon and Phoebe Buffet all proved.

Whatever happens don't kill yourself, however easy it might seem and however peaceful, calm and eternally happy the consequences.

I agree. But the emotion I feel is mild pleasure.

And the murderer is Andy who then goes to the chair in a very funny episode with Sarah Silverman as a passive-aggressive executioner.

Oh pull yourself together, weepy.

Her character is currently 'likable'?

" Official explanations for their departure haven’t yet been given"

She was amazing as a quarter of nutty pulp noir broads all trying to seduce Peter Falk in 'The Cheap Detective' along with Louise Lasser, Ann-Margaret and Madeleine Kahn.

Have it your way. You heard a seal bark.

Yeah, I didn't get that. Someone *opens* for Tenacious D? I thought Tenacious D were the epitome of a comic opening act. Or, more fairly, the buskers who entertained the crowd going into the arena.

Outrageous!

'Layla''s pretty good.

But that was the line I liked best. Oh. Are you by any chance a high school teacher? And do you like the pert, firm bottoms of boys?