As a parent, and long before, I realized that when their complaint boils down to “Won’t somebody think of the children?!?!?!”, what they’re really saying is “I’m a terrible parent and can’t be assed to actually put in any effort to be even a moderately ok one”.

“Excuse me, I served in the military. How much is your discount?”

Fuck the kids!

I love this quote from the resident “There are decibel ratings and ordinances that we have here that limit the amount of noise you can make and how far away that noise can be, and I think it’s somewhere between 60 to 80 decibels.”

Where would old, right-wing, Florida boomers be without a slippery slope fallacy? 

“I’m worried about the kids going to the bus stop. They’re gonna be walking down this road with these big trucks you saw going by, and people flying in and out to go to the car wash,” Barb Vickers, a resident in the Jonathan’s Bay gated community, told WINK News.

What if somebody took their drag racer there to get washed before going to a car show ? Tommy’s would be aiding and abetting a drag show

It’s still a poor investment compared to just sticking the money in an index fund.

Maybe they’re collecting one of each SRT Commemorative Edition?

There was a similar guy in our group. He was a rich kid and had daddys money to play with. His car would break soon after every big mod. It took a while to get it sorted out and by then he got bored of it because despite being fast, it didn’t have the same street cred as the JDM cars. He ended up selling it after…

Neons and SRT4s could take a beating, but they rust. I see more SRT4s than I’d like to admit, but the lack of Neons makes the few that do remain have some value.

Build quality on these were awful and every single SRT-4 was modded to stage 100 and driven like it was stolen. They all blew their motors and its just sitting in their front yard waiting for someone to buy it for $2500.

Still daily driving my 2004 Neon SRT-4. I bought it new in the fall of 2003, and it’s got over 240K miles on it now. Such a fun little car! This was last winter:

It’s like dressing up while you go out for dinner. You can’t really see yourself (except when you catch your reflection, as you sometimes do while driving too), but you know you look good, and that feeling of knowing you look good just makes you feel good.

Ugh, why toss the HVAC. Especially the heater, I can understand the AC since it likely broke, but the heater core?

254 MPH and 1.08G lateral WITHOUT a wing. Love my C4.

Not well known, but Reeves also revolutionized golf.

I couldn’t agree more. I did something like this many years ago when trying to get from Oslo to Vienna for a reasonable price. It was a bit different though - a round trip was cheaper than a one-way trip so I booked the round trip and didn’t take the flight back to Oslo.

Remember, this is a car where the correct tension on the cam belts is determined by the TONE they make when you flick them.

Also, from watching Samcrac’s trials and tribulations on his 2, there’s NFW I would want one.

FWIW, there is now a “manual swap kit” available for these that removes all that BS “F1 pumps”, and…

who adds a cheap-ass $100 aftermarket head unit to a Ferrari??