Subaru hasn’t made a coupe of any flavor since the Impreza went sedan-only twenty three years ago.

like, the market has crashed several times in my fairly short life,

Worst advice: RECOMMEND A ENTHUSIAST CAR TO A NON CAR PERSON.

if you have $35k or so lying around, rather than buying a new car, you should put that money into “the market” whatever that means

Salesman who doesn’t have ABS-equipped cars in stock told me that ABS only helps the steering to function continuously but doesn’t really reduce the braking distance.

Well, get the insurance.

Does anyone else find it odd that the perpetrators come down the street and only target that car?

Ditch -

4) More ground clearance than many crossovers out there these days

Anything within like 2% of MSRP is basically spot-on pricing.

the group always takes a Friday night jaunt into the city.

This is an unironic opinion anymore.

have you ever herd of something called a racetrack?

1. Civic Sport + 6th gen Camaro 2.0T or V6.

When they find a greater fool to buy their shares.

I’m no EM-apologist, but sometimes you do things because they are hard.

Any word on how thieves are stealing these cars?

Switching to the footprint model makes sense:

Based on actual polling, there’s way more conservative support for clean energy and environmental protection than most mainstream media would lead you to believe.

Why the hell would they do that? Trucks and SUVs are basically exempt from tons of regulations. And why are trucks and SUVs largely exempt? Because GM & Ford coauthor any automotive legislation.