You know that moment when you realize there’s no stopping what’s about to happen, and in about 0.5 seconds you’re going to want to die from embarrassment?

I was seriously just watching her YouTube videos. Also Katya and Trixie’s. They are so fucking funny!

Dear god.

Purple is bad. Very bad. Also blue. And certain shades of yellow. Source: am a nurse.

Lucky!

Which definition of queen are we using?

Glad I’m not alone.

Ted Cruz is an alien that was kicked off his home planet because even they don’t like him.

That’s some Trump-level word salad he’s spouting there.

I have FEELINGS, about THINGS, and that means SOMETHING!

I wonder what his penis looks like.

I couldn’t even hate-fuck that man.

I see the suggestion of what might be genitals.

All these years I’ve been going around with my pussy poking out.

God, she’s horrid.

Who the fuck is Jules, anyway? All I know is I’d like to slap her. Hard.

I want to be his friend.

That is fucking scary. I had a similar thing happen. I accelerated getting on the highway, not going very fast at all (really) and I must have hit a patch of oil or something because the next thing I know I fishtailed and spun around and did a 180 and ended up nose to nose with a Toyota SUV.