You’re my new favorite person for this. I missed a chance to see him at the Blue Door here in Oklahoma City and I will never forgive myself.

Goddamn, I would hope they’d teach you guys BLS since little kids choke on stuff all the time.

Would very much like to sex-bang, with or without Cheetos.

I miss shrooms. : (

I’d still hit it and quit it.

For weeks I thought the red thing dotting the “i” was a little red heart and thought, “Oh! Well, that’s...cute?” I didn’t actually see until last week that it’s a silhouette of the U.S.