omg that sounds fabulous! I interviewed for gap corporate in ‘99 but did not get the job. A friend of a friend did, and she is a now a buyer for a nice department store, just can’t remember which one. I went to law school, blah. Are you still in that field? I love estee lauder stuff! Have been using the night repair…

I honestly believe Puerto Rico should plead for help from the international community. Maybe even go to the United Nations. I know they are not really a country, but it Trump is going to treat them like they aren’t real Americans maybe Puerto Rico can shame the United States into action.

I went out and bought Black Honey because of Tracie. It’s the only lip stuff I wear with any regularity.

MY DARLINGS!!!! I shall apply my Clinique Black Cherry lipstick sloppily in your honor.

Every revolution has a commodified/fashionable element - that’s how messaging spreads. The French Revolution, in particular, ran on sartorial signaling, with Marie Antoinette’s favorite stylist making extravagantly expensive silk rosettes in revolutionary colors for the rich to accessorize with, and several people…

I just ran a holiday party for 24 5th graders. We made tiny gingerbread houses around milk cartons, and sequined ornaments. I am covered in icing and germs. I swear I met the reincarnation of Howard Hughes, who spent the entire party listing all the places the germs were lurking. My daughter’s teacher is a living…

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

That’s awesome planning on your part! I threw a Friendsgiving party last week and was super excited I was only 10 minutes late serving dinner so you’re way ahead of me!

I am down with the stomach flu for the second year in a row on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. This is not a tradition I wanted. Send puppies please.

To answer the question, I give absolutely zero fucks about Black Friday, and have never cared. I’m having post-thanksgiving blues (or maybe a hangover?) and I’m trying to decide if I want to care enough to decorate for Christmas.

I have a teenager, and I can tell you that you don’t have to be Mommy Dearest to have your kid sullenly trailing behind you.