I could absolutely look a family in the eye and tell them ‘The person who killed (person in your family) is better than Donald Trump (just one example).” Easily. Wouldn’t even be emotionally difficult for me. It’s very easy for me to believe that Trump, ostensibly a law-abiding citizen (no convictions I’m aware of) is…

It’s cute the way you keep trying to conflate “unmedicated” and “unstoppable killing machine who would murder every other guard and prisoner if he wasn’t tortured” and hoping nobody notices. Everybody notices, Cletus. You’re terrible at this.

Maybe batshit crazy people should be in facilities where they can be properly treated for their mental illness?

I wish the Green party would find a better candidate so I could vote for them.

I am a straight woman, but this photo is making me feel things.

As much as I would be onboard for Michelle Obama, First Lady for Life... I kinda wanna see Bill Clinton as First Lady. No changing the title, nothing like that. Have it just be the title of the President’s spouse, man or woman.

I’m pretty sure Michelle Obama has a position lined up in Hillary’s cabinet as Secretary of Shade.

sorry

Break up? I feel sure that this is the only first couple in a long time fucking on the regular.

Is it weird if I say they’re the only President/First Lady I imagine still having an active sex life? With each other, I mean.

There has never been a more appealing, attractive family in the White House – ever.

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”

All hail Khaleesi Michelle. We are not worthy.

Speaking of baiting Trump, I believe Hillary should work in a dig about using the campaign to launch his Trump TV network.

Wow. That is fucked up but sadly this election is bringing out some really negative emotions out of people.

Michelle should do it in Melania’s wedding gown.

I admit I do. I mean, it would be awful, but Michelle is so perfect and better than us mere humans, she could handle it, kick orange baby ass, and pull off a stunning gown by a relatively unknown designer at the same time.

YES! Beautiful. I’m torn into thinking he’s too afraid of Michelle to actually do that though. Nobody fucks with Michelle.

“The system is rigged only if I don’t win.”