Maybe her response is banal, but the challenges she faced to get to the point of dressing her kids up like pumpkins certainly can’t be compared to Blake Lively et al.

It could have been, but it wasn’t. My feeling is that even rote, cutesy questions about motherhood take on a fresher, more revealing meaning for lesbian couples, who’ve been (and still are, in so many places) legally and socially excluded from co-parenting for so long.

Tig Notaro is a goddamned national treasure.

I thought about that one, too. There’s also something Rumsfeldian about him, he’d be an equally awful SoD.

Not just perfect health. THE most perfectest health ever, beautiful health... Really. Hachi - can I call you that? Is that okay? Good - let me tell you Guliannis health is so good, I’m told that they are going to rename health; Gulianni! No, its true its true I was told it by talking people.

Rudy? We’re talking about a guy who ruined Times Square in the ‘90's and turned it into what it is today - a tourist trap of biblical proportions.

Plum out of fucks Obama is the best Obama.

And when the GOP explodes behind him, he just keeps walking. And never looks back.

OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING. How do people watch him and think “Yeah this guy has it all figured out.”

No. America, as a whole does not “deserve” Trump. No country deserves Trump.

That’s really unhelpful.

I saw this video this morning and laughed in sheer delight at his misery.  

I really wish people would stop saying this. I absolutely do not deserve to be ruled by a rape-y bigoted shit bag.

Why would a demon need to be elected?

We need to understand that this is not a political movement. It is a CULT. Read the warning signs: this was written years ago and NOT about Trump.

I am living for Senior Week Obama

Honestly, I get more attention from strangers on the street post-40 than I ever did as a much more attractive twentysomething.

“I did work for many years covering music, though, which is still a boys club and used to be much worse.”

you don’t have any rage because this guy isn’t fighting the accusations, he completely admits wrongdoing and quit all his jobs. Like its like hearing a rapist ask for the death penalty. obviously he did wrong and you should hate him, but he clearly knows he did wrong and wants the consequences

Yeah, when you don’t remember doing this but you’re all, “Yep, sounds like me.” That is not a good sign of your overall character.