At least he didn’t make his wife stand beside him looking queasy as he delivers the mea culpa, like so many before him (particularly fellow Louisianan David Vitter and ex NJ Governor Jim McGreevy, whose story also involved cheating on the wife with a young man).

Or is he promising not to repeat being attracted to that particular young man?

* Googles Mike Yenni

“I won’t go into details out of respect for the rights and privacy of all parties because I have not yet come to terms with my sexuality.”

Giving up young boys for Lent? It’s the very least he could do as a devout Christian. Bet he’s against gay marriage too because it’s a threat to decency. (Eye roll)

I liiiiiiiiive for these Republican sex hypocrite scandals! Live for them!

Honestly a pretty good apology, especially if you give him the Republican family values politician handicap. BUT - I kept thinking of this, and snickering:

I was old enough to know better, but I guess I was still young enough to still do something stupid.

So he’s promised not to repeat being attracted to young men? Sounds reasonable.

And I’m certainly not afraid of the future because I’m smart enough to never repeat the past.”

snowball agrees

Well, I’d like to believe I have one sexy pussy.

I’ve got a pair of black cats too!

Happy Halloween to your awesome gang. My Ives would kick the ass of anyone disparaging women. Or he’d bat them with his big double paws. Here, he just smells bacon.

I like how he didn’t remember how to pronounce “Juan” so he winged it.

He probably was going for Don Juan, but realized that Trump wouldn’t like being compared to someone who sounds so immigranty.

Don Juan. Casanova. Unless he’s referring to this guy

Ben Carson Says

These days? Just set them up in front of C-SPAN with a bowl of popcorn.

I bet Don Casanova never talked that way.