The only oreo flavor I like besides the original is the red velvet. Damn those are good.

I used to live in New Orleans and I have a million traumatic 3 inch flying cockroach stories.

He’s a mansplainer. Don’t let it get to you.

My man-friend looks roughly like that EVERY TIME he sees and touches them. And he has seen them for years.

My parents act like being selfish and cheap is a moral virtue. Like they’re “teaching me a lesson” by not spreading their inherited wealth around.

Your parents and my parents should hang out.

I was going to say this. I guess in American culture it’s considered nervy to expect your parents to watch their grandkids(?), but in other cultures it is extremely common.

I said this somewhere else on Jezebel and everyone jumped all over me.

Evict Ed Lee!

I had a year where I lived in hotels for work. In that crappy self-serve breakfast room they always have Fox News on. In every hotel everywhere. I figure that in combination with the food was intended to make me eat and puke.

I have always thought it was suspicious that he is Elon Musk yet admits he has trouble dating. I think this means he is either incredibly socially awkward or a total asshat.

I actually looked up the use of “douchebag” online when I heard that because I agree that was a lapse. It looks like it was around at that time, but I would say it didn’t become widespread until much later.

Yes! Every time her nose bleeds I think of Firestarter. (Although I know it was dad’s nose that bled in that one.)

I am most of the way through and loving it. I feel about this kind of like I do about the most recent Star Wars. I feel like I am being marketed to and manipulated with the strong nostalgia but damnit I am falling for it!

I got into it online with a woman who was upset that an “illegal immigrant” shot a woman in San Francisco a few years ago with a gun stolen from an ICE agent.

Honestly given what I’ve heard about prostate orgasms any dude of any orientation who doesn’t get their butt played with is missing out.

Nope. I am proof that open relationships can work. :)

I second this. My father is a doctor and an excellent one at that. This is not just my bias, he has won awards more than once by nominations from his patients.

First of all, if you ever hear this song played in Alabama at the beginning where it says “turn it up”, they do.

I think they should all date each other. Like this: