Obligatory cross-reference triggered by the word ‘sandwich’:

Are they in the rust hat then?

Your comments contained too much arsenic.

Low hanging fruit is a good name for the place.

Yes, and they remember how demanding a recount made Al Gore look noble and gained him the presidency.

Are there that many lactose-intolerant masochists?

SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!

Knowing that Frosty fobs exists has made me content in my mediocre research skills.

Sometimes, Google is that friend that lets you embarrass yourself because it doesn’t know how to tell you you have burger stains on your shirt.  The worst things I’ve found on him were regarding the promotion of obesity and mediocrity.

Also legit office expenses.

MD drivers also like to form an impenetrable line of stupid on the right lane to prevent incoming traffic from merging.

Bloody Mary mix is the more money option?

Those are actually corn children, and he narrowly escaped their clutches.

Carve turkey on sheet pan to eliminate spoiling cutting board

That, and should the relationship go bad, running might be ruined as a fun hobby.

Before hearing of marathon proposals which compromise medal achievements, I’ve always thought it was gross to stack proposals onto holidays, like the dude is saying that he is the greatest gift, the highest prize, AND she can’t just have an additional good day where he proposes and nothing else significant (to her) is…

Now accommodating all colours of narrow feet.

Tipping 200% makes you warm.

The article you cited: “Who cares if some people die as long as the 5 people who still thing clock changes are awesome can enjoy their daylight.”

I get a claw in my eye if I don’t wake up in time.  It’s very cute.