Came to ask the exact same question.

If they made Wild West AC, I think you should get a Hidden double-barreled shotgun in one glove, and a Hidden pitchfork in the other. They would either be regular size, or larger than life, and stored in Hammerspace when not in use; I figure with all the crazy fantasy stuff the series has been adding, that’s not too…

If I was a Wild West Assassin, I would totally run around with an Assassin’s Order Mark choker, gloves, hood and pistol too, because no one marked for death by the Assassin’s Order would ever suspect someone decked out in the latest line from the Assassin’s Wear™ catalog to come and kill them.

“stempacks”

Well, it means the basic physics simulation is likely to be largely similar, and damn it, they really need better physics where dynamically placed objects don't bug out whenever they encounter other objects. That's been an issue since Morrowind, and given that they still haven't fixed it, I'm guessing it's related to…

This is his wife. Gender can be hard to tell with cyclopes.

Wait, so they are supposed to actually exist? I figured they’d gone for something at least semi-believable, like you getting caught in a cloud of wacky incense, sampled some merchant’s “special stock”, or decided to eat those suspicious mushrooms in the woods...

I think my example got lost somewhere in the comment string, but I want to play as either this:

I loved both, but the combat was completely different: PoE2 was closer to traditional BG combat (which I love), D:OS2 was like D:OS1, except now there were barrels of random substances every 5 feet creating environmental effects, and debuffs were mostly worthless thanks to the armor system coupled with *really* short…

All it needs is one soldier wearing a monster’s head as a silly hat, and I would be satisfied. But no, they can't even give me that. Monster Hunter without silly hats fashioned from the severed heads of your enemies is no Monster Hunter at all.

In Gate, the military goes to another world to find waifu for the harem. Tony Jaa is NOT waifu-material.

Nah, it's Pokemon where you go around making hats and fashion accessories out of Pikachu and friends. Also, weapons.

I liked Gate.

I expect the meddling of a certain pint-sized donut-loving vampire.

You’ve never seen a giant, throbbing member, and instinctively thought, “Damn, whomever that is attached to must be exceptionally wise and cool, and we should all obey them without question”?

So, do you have an issue with the penises having options, or simply being there in the first place?

Probably right around the time you’ve completed doing the physics modeling for the corpora cavernosa in various stages of engorgement, to ensure realistic “Schwiiing”.

The real question is, why can you *only* customize size?

What’s the “lore” reason for any character customization option?

Took all of 30 seconds to activate, though it looks like they are slowly getting backed up - mine isn’t due to arrive for 2 weeks.

Took all of 30 seconds to activate, though it looks like they are slowly getting backed up - mine isn’t due to…