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The idea that pregnancy isn’t dangerous has the same root as why people don’t think measles are dangerous. We’ve made pregnancy so safe (even with how dangerous it still is!) that people have forgotten the historical death toll. Measles used to ravage populations, and women used to die in childbirth all the time. It

White male patriarchy is a poison that permeates our society. It’s killing us. 

Floored by this news.

This show is great but it would be 100% perfection if they’d just add a little more updog.

Not being able to recognize him, until he removed the toothpick was amazing.

My apologies if I’ve posted this story before, but my ex-girlfriend’s sister was a PA on Knives Out and according to her Chris Evans, while all accounts a super nice guy, is also super boring. Apparently he invited several people from the cast and crew to his house party and they were all desperate to come up with

You know what has proven to work the best, caused little to no chaos or riots or violence, and doesn’t cost any money?

“should self quarantine for 14 days if they have any compassion for others”

I think we’ve all pretty much already figured out that “compassion for others” is not a thing these people are interested in.

Simon: “I am so embarassed that you found me...”

I will never get tired of Laszlo yelling “Bat!” as he transforms.

The timing of that joke was perfect too. Colin Robinson slips in the word “troll” right as he’s stepping into the alley and that’s when you realize it’s going to be an actual troll. Draining the troll with bridge trivia was also pretty great.

The doll’s face when Colin Robinson tried to kiss Nadja was perfect.

I loved Laszlo’s pronunciation of “Ari-zone-ee-uh”.

That was a goddamn delight. Best episode of the season. “Jackie Daytona” is a glorious name and Berry saying it in his unique way every time was always hilarious.

“After all the nonsense on Staten Island, I cut loose.. to Pennsylvania.. because it sounded like Transylvania.. and we all know that sounds cool.”

2 second lightsaber pose with the pool cue. Made me smile even though I was already grinning from how great an episode this was.

Colin Robinson, this does not concern you so please retreat to your underground bedroom, thank you.

He may be wearing glasses or a kilt or whatever, but that goatee is wearing an Adidas tracksuit 24-7.

Kilts are very flattering on pretty much everyone. I’ve been doing highland games* and have heard them referred to as “fat guy lingerie.”  And you couldn’t appreciate his butt it because of the pleats. 

One thing that stood with me the entire episode was: