Floored by this news.

My apologies if I’ve posted this story before, but my ex-girlfriend’s sister was a PA on Knives Out and according to her Chris Evans, while all accounts a super nice guy, is also super boring. Apparently he invited several people from the cast and crew to his house party and they were all desperate to come up with…

“should self quarantine for 14 days if they have any compassion for others”

I think we’ve all pretty much already figured out that “compassion for others” is not a thing these people are interested in.

Simon: “I am so embarassed that you found me...”

I will never get tired of Laszlo yelling “Bat!” as he transforms.

The timing of that joke was perfect too. Colin Robinson slips in the word “troll” right as he’s stepping into the alley and that’s when you realize it’s going to be an actual troll. Draining the troll with bridge trivia was also pretty great.

The doll’s face when Colin Robinson tried to kiss Nadja was perfect.

I loved Laszlo’s pronunciation of “Ari-zone-ee-uh”.

That was a goddamn delight. Best episode of the season. “Jackie Daytona” is a glorious name and Berry saying it in his unique way every time was always hilarious.

“After all the nonsense on Staten Island, I cut loose.. to Pennsylvania.. because it sounded like Transylvania.. and we all know that sounds cool.”

2 second lightsaber pose with the pool cue. Made me smile even though I was already grinning from how great an episode this was.

Colin Robinson, this does not concern you so please retreat to your underground bedroom, thank you.

He may be wearing glasses or a kilt or whatever, but that goatee is wearing an Adidas tracksuit 24-7.

Kilts are very flattering on pretty much everyone. I’ve been doing highland games* and have heard them referred to as “fat guy lingerie.”  And you couldn’t appreciate his butt it because of the pleats. 

One thing that stood with me the entire episode was:

“dampened with a 1:1 combination of 70% isopropyl alcohol and diluted water will work”.  What is “diluted water”?

My father actively prays for the end of the world and the second coming, every night. When I told him that he was asking God to kill his only child and grandchildren, he honestly got this look on his face that told me he hadn’t really thought about that part before.

Given how post-modern the evangelical movement’s conception of truth is, that doesn’t really surprise. I mean, post-modernism as an academic theory of truth was never taken all that seriously. The main insight and value of the post-modernist movement was to note that there is a fundamental distinction between what is,…

I would think ushering in the apocalypse through his complete mishandling of this pandemic would actually be a positive thing in evangelicals’ minds.

BUT IT HAS NEVER BEFORE ITCHED AS MUCH AS EVERY PART OF IT DOES IN THIS VERY MOMENT