Tom Hanks and deadly pandemic viruses?

Holy shit, you get cake??

Joe Vs. The Volcano--end up on a raft made of luggage.

No one should be surprised. Tom Hanks and travel do not get along.

Agreed. My BIL chews but stopped cold turkey when his toddler tried to drink the spittings

There is an older man at my job, it probably doesn’t hurt the story to mention he is 60 (looks 80) and has a 4 year old daughter with a mail order bride- he doesn’t even know her name. My coworkers would contend the grossest thing about him is he eats handfuls of bagged lettuce or how loud he is on the phone, however…

So. Uh. OK.

In Navy boot camp, everyone spends a week or so working in the base mess hall cooking food for all the other recruits. When Seaman Recruit Ghost had to take his turn, he was assigned to the mess hall bakery. This bakery was run by this tall, rangy guy who had been in the Navy for 16 years, yet was only a third-class…

I was on call and got a request to go to the ER once* for a patient who had a severe case of constipation. Or at least it was along those lines because eventually, when nothing else was working, the doctor reached into the patient’s ass — more than once — to grab all the backed-up shit, which was then thrown on the…

I worked for a large professional orchestra and the administration offices had a communal kitchen with a big sink, fridge, oven, stove, and microwave. I once walked in the kitchen and saw a woman cleaning an entire raw chicken in the sink. My office wasn’t far from the kitchen, and I didn’t smell chicken cooking later…

Going through it now. I’m HR for my company among other things, so I’m the one a guy brought this complaint to. Seems that someone in the men’s room simply pees on the floor in front of the urinals. Not drips, full on puddle making where men’s shoes are getting wet standing in it to use the urinals - GROSS. Since we…

It’s a tie between someone using a neti pot in the kitchen sink and what happened moments ago when some lady washed her hands BEFORE she used the restroom then just left the stall and went back to her desk. WHAT THE FUCK? 

My very first job at a restaurant, a generally perceived very nice Italian place right out of a movie.. Anyways, one night as a staff meal the Chef made a couple of huge pizza’s in sheet pans and just left them at the pass for us to grab a square when we could.

I work freelance so I get new bosses and work in new offices basically every other month. This particular month I was stuck with a person in what was basically a closet with one large U-shaped desk running around the back and one door. If you were facing it from the doorway I was sitting on the right part of the U and…

See also: the guy taunting everyone in my costco that they were “just going to have to get water from the tap” after he snagged the last case of waters.  I wish I'd filmed him instead of just giving him my worst stank eye.

A friend of mine was in a grocery store yesterday. Although the store asked customers to buy a maximum of 5 bottles of hand sanitizer, she observed a lovely gentleman clear the entire shelf of product. Like, dozens of bottles. When asked politely by staff not to take the last of their supply, he screamed that he was a…

That is one path to right this wrong but it would surely still be a sign that something is wrong.  I didn’t like her but I truly thought HRC would be first woman president.  I really, really like Elizabeth and truly thought she had what it would take to be the first woman president.  I know I’m not wrong but can’t…

2 women on each others shoulders wearing a trench coat and a fake mustache for prez 2024

I completely understand why she has dropped and I still broken. FUCK this country. This is the smartest, most competent, most capable and genuine candidate in the whole field but the ignorant voters want to keep the status quo and go with another goddamned old white guy. FUCK this country.