I didn’t think it was possible for me to love Elton more than I do but here I am loving him more.
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I bet there's more than meets the eye there.
Am I the only one that wants a show where the all the empire Troopers just hang out and talk? On the job, off the job and doing whatever it is they do while bemoaning or enjoying their job.
1. Meeting through reality TV is the BEST way to make a life long romantic relationship work. Fact
A slow-speed kidnapping that hits every red light does indeed seem like the most Larry David way to get kidnapped, yes.
This is sobering news. Luckily, there is a remedy for that.
The fact that he only used three fingers killed me.
Who spends $18.50 on a standard [m]ovie theater ticket?
My girlfriend is a wonderful woman. She’s smart, kind, hard working, and gives generously to her community. But she is also one of the approximately 5 people on this planet who are actually excited for this film, and for the life of me I cannot understand why or how someone so seemingly rational could feel that way.
People are fucking dicks.
Trolls are the saddest loneliest people in the world. It’s absolutely pathetic.
Responding to “How Trump Supporters Attack Journalists” by attacking a journalist. Way to prove him wrong guy.
The fact that “Yikes, I’m a host” was her SECOND thought just might be the most scientist thing ever.
I think just about the last thing I ever want to hear is “You’re a host”...
He was such a fun deliberately two-dimensional villain. “I’m about to become a God. Hanging my dick out just feels excessive"
I know she was a baddie as well, but seeing Trieu just completely outthink, outplan and outflank the utterly overmatched Cyclops was extremely satsifying.
God, I would hope so. While in bed: