“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

Marvel News has the first pics of Anthony Mackie on the set of The Falcon and the Winter Solider.

Just have a real baby.

Stay, I really can’t.

so...sort of like a thanksgiving turducken...but with your dead siblings?

Christ, what a whiny little bitch you are. You shouldn’t have to be told to be considerate. “Communicate or even just approach the seat next to me.” Let me shorten this for you: if the seat is empty, someone else fucking wants it, and they paid just as much as you for it.

Move your fucking legs in the first place so I don’t have to make an assumption about whether you might or might not be polite and make space for me.

Yodies are the guys who help him move his gear, while on tour he is.

My way of communicating is to sit down in the empty seat next to you.

I hope they never give him a name or identify the species and we just keep calling him Baby Yoda.  We could harness the nerd-rage to power our futuristic flying cities.

I WANT NOTHING

Yes.

Needs to consult his notes to remember five sentences, three of which are the same sentence and two that don’t actually mean anything. Very stable genius indeed.

THIS IS THE FINAL WORD FROM THE PRES OF THE U.S.

Ah, but here is the real question: What is the tweet that he felt important enough to have printed out and is holding under that notepad?

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?