Why are these people so greedy? Even if they were all taxed down to a measly one billion dollars (which they aren’t) are they so out of touch with how much money a billion dollars is? Would their lives change at all if they “only” had one billion? Their attitude is the kind of thing that spurs revolutions. 

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

I get you, I understand that “single” also implies “available and looking”. But when I think of “alone”, I think of people who have little to no interaction with their family or friends and have no social safety net. “Alone” sounds sad, even if you are not using the word that way.

As if it could get worse, T.I. also readily admitted that he knows his 15 year old son started having sex last year and doesn’t have any issue with it. I’m guessing he also reminds his son that “those sluts” are fine for now, but make sure you find a respectable woman to date. 

Also:

Men like him are deeply paranoid about his daughter meeting the 20 year old version of himself.

T.I. is very concerned about his daughter’s hymen. He’s so concerned that he recently told a podcast that he goes to the gynecologist every year to have the doctor “check” her hymen.

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

Oh god. It’s pivot charts over here, just click on it! Why won’t people just try things! You’re not going to break anything!

You have to think ahead, what stupid questions are people going to come up with about this spreadsheet, report, etc?

I had my review at work recently, and my manager said you’re so organized and plan ahead. I was thinking about it later and thought, of course I plan ahead, I plan ahead so you people aren’t bothering me!

Rich? Totally. Famous? ...

Ages 13 to 38 cuts quite a wide swath. I’d be frightened of anyone over 35 who aspired to be an influencer.

Dating is awful! And there are times I would love to have somebody to come home to and to help me put on the duvet cover and pay half the rent and share a life.

I go with Cat Lady.

ok this is a thing coupled people always say and I’m like...y’all ok? is everyone being smothered? are you not allowed to have alone time or what? 

Unless you are single because you’re a miserable person who’s flaws and character deficiencies

Eh. She’s 30. She’s playing with her identity and I get it. And if it allows her to dissect this and explore what it means to her a bit more, that’s fine. She’s not saying “everyone must call it this from now until forever,” she’s saying, “this is what I call it in my head.” Fine. In my head, I call jellyfish “seal…

I got as far as “Emma Watson turning 30" and got too distracted by my joints creaking to read any farther.

I prefer ‘spinster’, myself.