Fail. Not only would I not rate my wife on this site, but there is no way to give her the rating she deserves.

They're hiding in the geyser. You have to get up real close and stick you head in to see 'em.

I had an internship at a zoo in undergrad, and there was a note left about me one time. I explained that horseshoe crabs were an ancient species and you could see their relatives, the trilobites, in fossils from the Cambrian period. The dad got all huffy and asked how I knew it was “millions of years”, and I responded…

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More reporters need to be like Ramos during press conferences. Speak up and demand an answer, don’t let the politician avoid you, reject dodges and non-answers, and make it clear that YOU (and your reporter colleagues) are the one running the press conference and deciding what the politician gets to answer for, not…

Questioning Trump’s immigration policy makes you sane, not revolutionary.

Better start believing in worlds where people think that NEWS REPORTERS should be armed exist, waffles....you’re in one.

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!

Fuck it! As Popeye used to say, “That’s all I can stands and I can’t stands no more!”

It’s almost as if Donald Trump feels the need to incessantly attack anyone who threatens to pop the bubble that is his inflated sense of self worth because he’s afraid it will expose his crippling insecurity and the fragility of his ego and the fact that even he knows he’s not as great as he says he is.

I will say it again. Something is wrong if I feel compelled to defend Megyn Kelly.

As a formerly clumsy kid and a currently clumsy adult, I’m just over here like

“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

““Coco Chanel stated that ‘I do not care what they think about me. I do not think of them at all.’ I believe that my perspective is that I do not have time to think about the hateful posters.”

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People were commenting on break.com’s version of the article with the phrase “TIPS: To insure prompt service”. Butchering of the English language aside, what the hell? Like servers and waiters have control over how long it takes the kitchen to make things.

I had an experience very similar to this back when I was waiting tables. I apologized profusely to the table for the delay and we comped quite a bit of their check, but they still left me zero on over a hundred dollar bill. And complained I wasn’t happy and enthusiastic about serving them. My mother had recently been…