When I was a Girl Scout we made kitchen firextinguishers buy putting labels on coffee cans and filling them with baking soda. That’s still a great project for youngsters!

If you’ve only read the words and watched the Wynona gifs do yourself a favor and scroll back up to David Harbour’s speech video and watch it. I need that speech to be my alarm clock sound. Dude fucking KILLED it!!!

If your boyfriend is fucking insane, violent, and armed to the tits, maybe it’s not the best way to go about things.

“I know how we can handle a Presidential loose cannon! Let’s start a civil war!!” - California

If you eat enough Slim Jims that you need a button to reorder them, you need to look at your life and look at your choices.

If you eat enough Slim Jims that you need a button to reorder them, you need to look at your life and look at your…

I’ve opened all my mail this way if it has that seam. People who see my mail think I never open it because it’s not torn into like a wild animal.

“Diane, I am standing in Twin Peaks after a long, strange dream where I thought I was the Mayor of Portland. Or maybe it wasn’t a dream.”

I don’t live in Raleigh. I actually can’t stand Raleigh. It’s super country to me.

Shoes are perfectly edible, just ask Werner Herzog...

Too bad there’s no reality series that would show how easy it would be for companies like this to become cooperatives, or to set up a new union that would give bosses like these a good smack-down that would force them to make conditions better. And how is it that shows like Kitchen Nightmares can’t change places like…

I could never get around how terrible it seemed. The out of touch rich guy that owns the company slums it with the plebs for a week and realizes how awful it is to work for him, then he pays for a kids braces, buys someone a house and sends someone off to management training, and congratulates himself on a job well…

+1 Same reason I love GG Allin so much.

INHALED A WASP WHILE JOGGING NOW THROAT SWELLING

Bearist.

Working title: The Pig Shart

One thing I’m surprised at when I read these types of Stranger in a Strange Land observations is how little introspection goes into them. If that comes across as harsh, I apologize, because my intent isn’t to talk down. I’m from a large, east coast city. I live in New York. My parents divorced when I was in college…

That one gave me a full on out loud nerd laugh.

OH NOES WE ALL FINNA DIE

There it is!