Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of my BLAST PROCESSING powered Megadrive!

"Join the Masturbation race...we have hot MILFS!"

I only played about 4/5 hours of Asscreed 1, and ...about 30 mins of Asscreed 2. I've not missed much I'm betting? :P

60fps? You casual scrub 120fps is the NEW 60fps!

GOTY EDITION

..and call it DLC?

Meanwhile over in PC land...

I am aware of this >w>

Slip of the hand and goodbye fingers! ...well maybe not THAT bad but ever jabbed your finger with one of those things? :P It hurts

The problem comes when you need to do something a little tricky...for example a screw that just won't budge because of old screw sealant like Loctite. Not to mention lil' screwdrivers like that have the loose bit on the top so you can hold it in one hand and only turn the body of the screwdriver without having to move…

Sadly this will never happen =/ Many of the heroes of old have long passed their sell by date...Spyro, Croc, Crash....the list goes on

Back when that other analogue stick didn't really do a whole lot for many games? :P

I had to Google this. You 'murricans

Remember back when Spyro was his own thing? With his own Playstation games?

...people with socks and rocks laying about?

Rad

Yawn not going to bother.

I don't get my facts from anywhere- My Auntie is a good example of this.

There are also very nice looking card backs....THAT I WILL NEVER GET.

...and thus the cycle continues.